Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
its not stalking. its research.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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