yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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