Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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