So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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