i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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