The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.