"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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