walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i think i just lost a toe
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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