can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you will always have a special place in my vag
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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