I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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