at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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