dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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