Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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