Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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