Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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