There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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