I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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