dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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