i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude i'm inner monologue high
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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