Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
im on a boat
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