We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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