Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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