I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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