Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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