Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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