Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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