found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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