you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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