New low: just hacked my moms facebook
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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