It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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