Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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