So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
