Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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