Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.

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(541): View more from Oregon

at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.

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(214): View more from Texas

Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.

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(514): View more from Quebec

bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.

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(760): View more from California

He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.

(619): View more from California

he what???

(760): View more from California

Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.

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(206): View more from Washington

Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.

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(313): View more from Michigan

If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this

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(972): View more from Texas

Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence

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