you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
