the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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