we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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