You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.