His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Send help, water and tortillas.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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