my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year