Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.