There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.