Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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