Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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