I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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