I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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