Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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