I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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