Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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