I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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