don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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