I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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