He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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