As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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