ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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