Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick