I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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