How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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