Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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