You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I woke up under a house in Key West
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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