: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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