hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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