No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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