if i can run in heels then i can drive
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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